if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
A+ gif usage
Omg this was on tv in Holland. OMG.
the guy on the right quitted because it hurted too much lol
And we’re all alone now, with nothing to stand in our way.
Don’t say that it’s over if love is our secret, I know you won’t keep it.
The world’s greatest essay, written by a 12-year-old who really, really hates plain doughnuts.
I AM CRYING
It’s just a BAGEL! A BAGEL!
This child is a genius.
halloween drinking game: take a shot every time you see a white girl dressed as a cat
are you trying to kill someone?
Well I’d walk on fire just to be next to you
And I’d climb the highest mountain just to see your point of view
And I’d swim the edge of the earth if you said you wanted proof
Yeah I’d do that for you
And if all of it is for not, Well at least I took a shot
I hope my luck turns around…
I could never imagine the end of this way
After all that we went through now I’m fighting for the pain
Its like this heart that’s been broken is so close to screaming
Was ripped from my chest and I can’t stop the bleeding
Now we all fall for the bad ones
Who just break us cause we’re so young
Dumb and vulnerable, young and vulnerable