petition to crown Ellen DeGeneres and Neil Patrick Harris king and queen of the United States
so this has been the gay agenda all along
If You Follow me…
If I reach 500 followers by the end of March I will go into downtown Chicago and be a street performer for a day. And what do I mean by street performer? I mean dancing like a fucking idiot for 8 hours on the street of Chicago. I will document the entire day. This has been something I’ve wanted to do but wanted a purpose behind it! Who wants to see this happen? I DO! You just got to reblog this post and get me the 333 more followers!
So I think Ellen won the selfie olympics
That man in the back is so done like his face is all “get these asses out of my face”
Ellen DeGeneres shares some pizza with Brad Pitt and Meryl Streep during the 86th Annual Academy Awards
in which a teen movie from the 80s describes sexual misogyny in three sentences at the eighth grade reading level.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms